The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior, especially in areas high in polling places. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim."
Many victims showed symptoms of it in 2008. Yet after having been screwed repeatedly during the past year or so, Naturalists and Epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become since it is readily apparent to most of the general public but not reported in the liberal media. However, even though the effects are known, a large portion of the public continue to ignore the signs such as life terms, kickbacks, secret liaisons, broken promises, pain of withering income, public embarrassment at many levels, etc.
Many of these people continually go back for more simply because it is easy and they don't think about it before acting at the polls. Experts say that this terrible disease is very easily cured... by simply voting out all incumbents in the next state and national elections! -- (Unknown Author)